free rooster

[tomatoeater]

Hello, I have a friend in need of help. This woman lives in a suburb in Nixa. Her family has been "adopted" by a big red rooster, named Rocky Barboa. This relationship was working beautifully until the rooster began crowing earlier and earlier and more frequently. Last week she woke up at 4 am to the crows of her rooster and a neighbor hanging out his window threatening to kill Rocky. Rocky needs a new home. If you are interested and have a place for Rocky please let me know. He has become highly territorial to this suburban home to the point that he roosts outside their front door; you will need to catch the rooster if you wish to take him home. He does enjoy spinach and will likely come to you if you bring some.

[ihateweeds]

Are you offering "free delivery" too? I think Rocky would like living in Chicago! I for one would LOVE to have him. My neighbors would not. Which is why I want him! But, don't tell my husband!
Mickey