Wife is upset! I'm in Love with my Maters!

[turbomicah]

Wooo Weee!!
Boy, she's mad!
She doesn't even eat Maters...........

I've found this new obsession/passion for my maters (& Charetais).
Well, all I care to do is work in my garden!
I even went ahead and Roundup'd all the crab grass on my lawn so I won't have to deal with them.
Instead of trying to grow grass in my shady spots, I have brought in mega loads of pea gravel.
I did have a nice yard, but now, all I have is nice maters.

I am trying to figure out a way to quit my office job so I can: build a greenhouse, Grow Maters, Deer Hunt, & Turkey Hunt.
Any Ideas?

[VBLACK]

Well, it is a beautiful tomato plant! No wonder she is jealous. LOL! There are no tomatoes in bed with you, Are there?

[lorna-organic]

You had better find something to grow, which your wife really likes to eat. And, you'd better do a dang good job of it, too!

[ovenbird]

Go ahead and quit your job. Your wife will be so mad, she will NOT want to spend time with you around the house, so she will go out and get a (second) job! You'll be ALL set! LOL

[JackBratherton]

When you're shot of your current wife you could put a dating ad on IDIG: Man with maters WLTM lady with basil, please send photo (of basil)....

[Alabamy]

Ha just wait until one turns into 20 and 20 turns into 200! Plant her some strawberries next year and see if she'll come around.

[ovenbird]

Originally Posted by JackBratherton

When you're shot of your current wife you could put a dating ad on IDIG: Man with maters WLTM lady with basil, please send photo (of basil)....

That is funny. Yes, I guess some here could use a meet-up forum "for lookers" as boiseau suggested:

http://idigmygarden.com/forums/showt...hlight=lookers

[muppetcow]

Originally Posted by lorna-organic

You had better find something to grow, which your wife really likes to eat. And, you'd better do a dang good job of it, too!

That is fantastic advice. It's actually why I grow cucumbers. Well...I attempted cucumbers last year and they were all rust colored and round and covered with spikes...but I'm trying again this year. I hate cucumbers. My hubby and stepdaughter love them. Granted, the hubby and the stepdaughter love the maters and peppers, too.

Well if you get a big enough greenhouse, you could make a living at it, youd be suprised, how much money you can make witth a well run greenhouse.

[lalbers]

Now what person can resist a nice fresh salsa, homemade chips, candlelight soft moonlit night- you have to woo her with your tomatoes!